'The Writing On The Can'

'Welcome To, The Writing On The Can'

Below you is a, 'Can Of Worms' that, if, you, 'Click Open' will take you to a, 'textual' and, 'graphical', 'symbolic' and 'iconic' list of potential hazards, threats, dangers and triggers that you might encounter, experience or embrace within, 'The Black Dog Sound Machine' and, its many inner sacred sanctums should you chance your luck and enter!  But, if you're a, 'Panic Pussy' it's probably best you don't even knock on the door!  I'd leave now, while, you still can.  Or, not, as the case may be!  However, whatever choice your finally make, remember, 'Rule No 1'...

 

'Simple is Not Always Simple And, Absurd is Not Always Absurd'

 

If this online portal is anything and nothing at the same time, it's conceptually, two into one makes three!  Get it?  I suspected not!  That's okay, as, 'Stupid Monkey's' do what stupid monkey's do.  Okay, here at, 'The Black Dog Sound Machine!' you will not and cannot ever quite know, exactly what you'll get or what's hiding just around the corner as you go deeper and deeper and deeper into the abyss of, 'The Machine'.  But, that won't bother you, will it?  After all, you're addicted right?  Remember, 'Rule No 2'?  'Everything's Clickable!'  So, click, click, click, clack, click click, click...

 

And, while your slow witted, 'Cognitive Functions' have been, 'Digesting & Working' shit out, or, so you stupidly imagine after reading all of this shit, I've already begun to deal you a, '£5 Baggy' subconsciously, overtly and underneath your non existent, 'Personal Radar' to quietly and manipulatively, 'Get You Hooked.  And, that should be, 'Just Fine' with you because, unlike, 'Social Media' platforms, 'I've Openly Told You My Game Plan' already!  To get you to come back every day to my, 'Black Dog Candy Store'!  Mmmm!  Please, remember, I never said I wasn't the, candy man.

 

I only asked you, 'why' did you come seeking 'my' special and original blend of candy delights?  In other words...

'Why Me And Why Now?'

 

Think it over, and, when and maybe if you're feeling happy with what awaits you inside the abyss after checking out the, 'Scary Bits' or, not as the case may be, continue inwards deeper by making the ultimate and only choice possible and available to you or anyone else in life, 'Simplicity or, Absurdity!' 

 

It's Just a Simply Absurd Click Away...

Here's What Potentially Awaits You Within...

'Can Of Worms...'