'The Writing On The Wall'
'Welcome To, The Writing On The Wall'
Welcome to, 'The Abyss.' This website project is raw, unfinished, unclean and unhealthy for most common diets! However, if you've got the stomach to take a bite of, 'The Black Dog Sound Machine' in, 2021, be our guest! The, 'SEO' is fucked up, as, are you! But, be warned in advance! This is, 'An Experiment!' As such, you are in many ways as a, 'Visitor' here, involved in the experiment and are potentially, little more than, 'Lab Rats'. If that bothers you, so what? Do you really think, 'Fuck Book' is anything more or less than a, 'Mass Psychological Experiment?' I am, however, unlike all social media platforms and most websites, not interested in, 'Data Mining' or 'Stealing Your Privacy'. What I'm interested in is simple! 'Do You Get It!' 'Answers On A Postcard!' Now, most common to do websites, blogs and such like nearly always have some form or type of, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, 'About What' exactly page or section. Normally, this is where the new visitor, traveller or serendipist goes to find out what that particular online presence might look like. Often, they will take a quick look at this style of, 'About What Exactly' page or section before they even consider further investigation inwards.
Or, they stupidly and naively hope to get a deeper feel for the site, space and most importantly, who or what lies behind the dark web curtain pulling the heart and mind strings of your normally, 'very small' pea sized brain and its goldfish like four second attention span. 'Hello, Goodbye, Hello, Goodbye'. The 'Average Human Doing' uses just, 10% of its cognitive ability! 'A Fish', is basically more intelligent, conscious and aware than most of you alive! Is it any wonder then, that this website will seem almost impossible, for most of you to grasp!
Most people, truth be told, just simply want a, 'sound bite, a quick fix or a rush'. They want 'internet porn star' mind and 'heart sex' without the commitment or consequences for their actions. 'This Ride Is Slower', more twisting and turning and thoughtfully considered. Less than, 1% of you will even get this far! And, that's why global billionaire owned social media platforms can continue to enslave you and feed you regurgitated madness and nonsense. Because, you are more stupid than a fish! And, that's exactly why you will not and never will find, 'The Black Dog Sound Machine' licking the arse of any and all social media platforms whose only primary aim is to serve itself, its investors and its owners and, not us as, 'Human Beings' equally and with the same respect! However, 'The Black Dog Sound Machine' is, 'Not Blind' to the power of, 'Social Media'.
'The Black Dog Sound Machine', therefore, has a, 'Face Book', 'Instagram', 'Pinterest' and, 'Twitter' social media account. Which, I guess is tough shit for those, 'Social Media' platforms as we aim to, 'Actively Disrupt', and, 'Infect', 'The Zombies' who copy and past, regurgitated, copied and pasted 'mind shit' over and over again! And then, that's copied! 'The Black Dog Sound Machine' can also be discovered at, 'Band Camp', 'Sound Cloud', 'Vimeo', 'Spreaker' and 'YouTube'! But, whilst I know you're addicted to, 'Social Media' my question is, why come here looking for your sweeties and your candy man? Remember, here, it's simply, 'Caveat Emptor'! So, perhaps, 'Your Addiction' is really the best place to start! Ask yourself reflectively, 'Why Am I Here And How Did I Get Here?' Were you asleep? Were you awake? Dead perhaps?
Does it in fact, even matter? If, and I do say 'IF', you can be in anyway bothered to discover and uncover what this site is truly all about and who is, actually behind the two way, 'Alice In Wonderland' looking glass, you'll simply have to make a choice between, 'Simplicity & Absurdity?' Along the way, you'll discover, 'Rule No 2', which is that everything underscored, highlighted, or which otherwise activates when you hover over it, is, 'Simply Clickable'. Some things you click will go where you expect! Other's will not. 'Some Do Nothing' yet! I'm not going to be rushing this creation so don't expect, 'Instant' changes overnight! Which, if I'm right, won't be a problem for most of you because you're so heavily addicted to viewing online content, being led astray, loosing days on end in cyber space and filling your brain and diluted mind with sterile shit that cannot and will never truly make you happy, at, peace, or, 'In Bliss' that a little delay in service won't even be missed by you as you go from page to page and back again. Like a laboratory rat in an electrified maze.
Be Honest with yourself! There's already a part of you aching and itching to click, click, click, clack, click, click, click!
'And that's, the biggest conundrum and paradigm of them all.
The fact, that you will simply and absurdly not be able to walk away from this site
until you know more because you know you know so little about anything real, alive or dead!'
So, what exactly will you discover inside the machine? Well, before you step inside, we here at, 'The Black Dog Sound Machine' would like to invite you to now take a look at, 'The Writing On The Can!' Like this, you'll have some idea of just what you might be letting yourself into by making that choice between, 'Simplicity & Absurdity'. 'After All Said And Done', when you go into the supermarket to buy something you've never purchased before, it's perfectly normal and even a little bit, 'Sane' to take at least a quick look at exactly what the ingredient's are within. Otherwise, you may be opening, 'A Can Of Worms'. Alternatively, you can, simply, 'click' here to sign a 'mental health harm' waiver form so that we can't be held responsible for, 'Fucking You Up!'. Then, you can do as you please here within without my concern, interest or worry. Or not!
After all, you're all grown up, aren't you? You're surely still not, 'A Child' are you? You're not a little, 'Panic Pussy' are you. A 'Yellow Belly' perhaps? Maybe, you're a, 'Chicken Arsed Elephant'?
Click Play, Up The Volume, Kick Back And Enjoy Being,
'A Chicken Arse' In Front of Your, 24ft x 24ft Computer Screen,
'Laying An Egg And Making A Little Nest!'
Or, maybe you're not, 'A Chicken Arse, that's terrified and frightened by it's own insignificant little shadow cast by an enormous, 'Yellow Egg Sun'. That's what I thought! So, it's probably, 'For The Best' if you are any of the before mentioned to take a look at what's really inside, 'The Can'. And, even though I appreciate it's really hard for you, have a go at least once in your life to be a, 'Cleaver Monkey'. Because of our love here at, 'The Black Dog Sound Machine' for all things, 'mentally' tasty and delicious, here's a comprehensive but not exhaustive, 'mental health safety' list of potential hazards, threats, dangers and triggers that you might encounter within this portal into another dimension of reality and consciousness. Mmmm! No shit!
And always remember,
'When Your Back Is Against The Wall,
Turnaround, And Write On It.
And Then, Run Like Fuck!'
From - 'Simplicity & Absurdity' - The Black Dog Podcasting Show - With, Your Host, Professor, Terry Mace - 2021